He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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