i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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