why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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