You made me cry and you don't even care
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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