Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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