She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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