Is it normal to miss your booty call?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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