Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
God, I missed his penis.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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