why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
