Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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