I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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