Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
27 People Confess The Worst Jobs They’ve Ever Had
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
25 People Confess Their Terrifying Stalker Stories
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out