U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!