He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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