Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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