ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize