covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My ass is underappreciated
When are your genitals available?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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