My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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