Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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