I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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