We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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