I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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