i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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