id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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