do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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