My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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