She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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