I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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