dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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