hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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