hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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