Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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