fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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