So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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