I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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