Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
