check it out our google latitudes are spooning
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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