no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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