My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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