i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
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There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize