Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Im part way to drunk.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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