David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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