its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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