Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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