I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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