Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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