I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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