Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Randomize
