butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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