Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
i now understand why vodka
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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