i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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