Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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