Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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