I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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