Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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